Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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