i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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