you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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