CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
