haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
