You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
