Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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