All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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