he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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