Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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