I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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