i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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