belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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