We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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