Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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