i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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