Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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