youre lurking in front of me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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