then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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