This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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