hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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