i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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