Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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