You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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