every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i will never coherently bang her
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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