ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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