just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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