Whod you bang
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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