Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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