You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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