dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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