The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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