i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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