Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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