i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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