We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
