so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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