i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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