it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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