My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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