I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the day after is always just damage control
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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