Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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