I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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