I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The beer is more important than you right now.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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