Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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