How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
high people should be assigned attendants
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize