yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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