Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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