It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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