I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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