He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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