flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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