I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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