i can't believe i had my finger in that
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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