Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This house was built for laser tag.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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