You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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