Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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