I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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