Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We’re leaving where are you
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