its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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