You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.